I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a while but set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Father : I don't trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter's belly,. Son : But Paah you can't fire me. Father: You're lucky you're my brother too or I'd kill you.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What do you call a gay barbeque?
LGTBBQ
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."