Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
I hate double standards – burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being, a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re, destroying evidence.
ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a while but set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What do you call a gay barbeque?
LGTBBQ
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
my friend committed suicide yesterday...at least he went out with a bang
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
