On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P
When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
Twin towers is on fire🔥
Terrorist is on a streak of 2
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
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i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
What is the difference between me and a fire
Its hot
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
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