Fire Jokes

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.

What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer

Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place? Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

sets fire to computer

What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out

“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.

are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you

Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.