What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
A man said his bars are lit I said No because mine are fire
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge
Theres no smoke or fire without a muslim
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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I was camping with my buddy and there was a fire we were roasting marrsmelows and there was a vine and tripped on it and went penis first into the fire and I said well there goes your children stupid ass
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
Father : I don't trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter's belly,. Son : But Paah you can't fire me. Father: You're lucky you're my brother too or I'd kill you.
Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them
we saved a Swiss flag from a house fire i thought that`s a plus
Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire
My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
