Bull

LASAGNA

3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says ´´ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands´´

Cowboy 2 says ´´ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb´´

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

Kid

Anonymous

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

Fire

I f...ed your mom

My penis is on fire

See

HOT

What do you call Stephen hawkings on fire?HOT WHEELS WELL SEE HIM SOON

Puns

Anonymous

im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton

Koala

Anonymous

What did one Koala say to the other?

Help me I’m burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I’m on fire!! AAAAuuggh!

Kid

Anonymous

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.

Girl

Anonymous

i was talking to my friend and he said “I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school” and I said “probably because she was fired”

Hang

Stephanie

Why are fire trucks 🚒 big? To hang out with the fire fighters 🧯

Toe

Anonymous

what do you call stephen hawking’s toes on fire. Hot wheels

Puns

Anonymous

Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place) Chimmy2: your to young to smoke

Guy

Anonymous

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair

Hot wheels

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