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annabelle

what do you call stephen hawkling on fire? hot wheels

Superman

Allan C.

Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: “There you are ma’am, everyone out and all safe!”

Mother: “But my children are still inside! You need to go back an–”

Superman: “Ah fuck’em…”

Stairs

Testaclese

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.

Truck

Walter Clements

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

Puns

BEST JOKE EVER

THIS WEBSITE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ex

Anonymous

I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?

Parent

James Meyers

I told my cousin since we’re not blood related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

Time

Anonymous

I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God’s clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night’s alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that’s my son and so he Yank on it

Face

Buhbuh

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer;)

Sister

Anonymous

So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi

Fart

Anonymous

fart <3

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Make

Sosfx

Someone is talking about you behand your back,make a run vhaleka

Stairs

Anonymous

What it black and at the top of the stairs

Stephen hawking’s after a fire

Forehead

Lewis Borthwick

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

Finger

Anonymous

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer…they only gave her the day off with pay…unfair!

Make

Fxmk

Someone is talking about you behand your back,make run vhaleka

Hotness

Blabla

Fuck and sex are hot which is fire

Man

Death&Decay

I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

Fire

I f...ed your mom

My penis is on fire

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