Fiction jokes
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Ichigo solos.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.