I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
