So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What is an orphans favorite movie?
“Spider-Man Homecoming”
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
