"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
