FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
cancer isnt real its probably special affects
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
today i explain what things are fake. serial killers, clowns, billy, fairies, your life,God,Jesus,your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff, youtube,your dad,scientists,teachers,God,Jesus, and Billy.
stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake.Alot of idiots will read this.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
