What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
