I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
