Fiction jokes
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.