Fiction jokes
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.