What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
AOT > ur fav anime.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
