Feel Jokes

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The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

stop ruining the jokes its called worst jokes ever for a reason we all feel bad for orphans but people like dark humor and joke about everyone so quit being offended plz

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Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck I left the oven on!

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as i cant feel

What did the mouse say after it's bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!

dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?

My willy was feeling itchy so I decided to go to the doctor. My doctor was foreign, and spoke Spanish with and Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking

Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.

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What are four ways a condom is like a republican elephant? 1. It stands for inflation. 2. It limits production. 3. It encourages cooperation. 4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

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Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!