Feel jokes

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.