Feel jokes
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.