Feel jokes

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.