Feel jokes
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.