Feel jokes

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.