Feel

Feel jokes

Squirrel

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

Orphan

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Pain

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

Hairline

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Bid

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Stress

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Website

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Wine

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Name

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Orphan

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Phone

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Love

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Partner

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.