Feel jokes

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!