Fear jokes
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!