Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Fear Jokes
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
