Fear jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Memes
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.