Fear jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.