What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her? They’re both thinking oh shit my mums gonna kill me!
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
