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Fear jokes

Twin Towers

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Twin Towers

Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Chuck Norris

The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

Michael Jackson

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

Lemme tell you a little story.

It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.

So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.

Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.

And finally... you peel back the last plank.

And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.

BOOOOOOO!!!!

It’s Anne Frank.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.