Fear jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!