Fear jokes
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Memes
so you have chosen...death
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!