Fear jokes
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Memes
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!