Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Fear Jokes
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
