Fear jokes
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Memes
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!