Fear jokes
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Memes
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!