Favourite jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans.

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?

White vans.

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"

Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"

Friend #2: "Apples"

Me: "I can hang myself in them."

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.