Favourite jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.
Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.
So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.