Favourite jokes
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.