Favourite jokes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.