Favourite jokes
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans