Favourite jokes
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Community talk
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
Does anyone here listen to Sabaton? and if yes, what is your favourite Song?
i made a song
Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home 'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help m… Read more