Favourite jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.