Favourite jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.