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1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) whatâs Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking đ
What was steven hawkins favourite drink
His dribble
what is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organizations favourite song? It's raining planes !hallelujah!
What God favourite Michael Jackson song ? The Earth song đđđ
What are Priests favourite shoe?
White vans.
What is Riley browns favourite game tipping over people in wheelchairs
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
a pastor asked his child what his favourite bible verse was...he responded keep watch, because he wanted a watch
What is a skeletonâs favourite singer? Pelvis Presley
Where is the walls favourite place to meet his friends
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
I like the iceberg....my favourite character was the iceberg
Whats an asthma patientâs least favourite vegetable?
An arti-âchokeâ
Whatâs a homeless persons favourite food
Whats damos favourite food? Big slongs
What is a carrots favourite shop?
The wheelchair store
Whats a person in a wheelchairs favourite sport?
Jousting
whats your mums favourite food?
chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnât the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
âEmo cake?â says the baker. â What exactly is it?â
Anthony says, âItâs the cake that cuts itself.â
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatâs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyâre both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heâs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.