Favourite

Favourite jokes

Thief

I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.

Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!

Song

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

Pet

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

Orphan

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

Nut

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

Snack

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

Planet

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

Shoulder

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕