Favourite jokes
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.