Favourite jokes
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.
Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.
So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅