Favourite jokes
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What is your favorite time of day?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.