Favourite jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅