Favourite jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What is your favorite time of day?