Favourite jokes
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.