Favourite jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.