What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Favourite Jokes
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
