Favourite jokes
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.