Favourite jokes
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Memes
My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her