Favourite Jokes

pendu
in Manchester

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Not so Anonymous

What’s a depressed persons favourite drink

Depresso espresso

Nah just kidding it’s bleach

Levi

What is Stephen Hawking’ favourite song

Head shoulders screws and bolts

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charles
in Orphan

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Supra

What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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Anonymous

What is the New York fireman’s favourite song….

It’s raining men

Anonymous

What’s steven hawking’s favourite type of comedy?? Stand up

Anonymous

In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was “I’ve got the power”.

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Anonymous
in Emo

What is an Emo’s favourite music element

Self harmony

Anonymous

What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.

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Anonymous

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

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Anonymous
in Cannibal

What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop

The orphanage

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Aden spin laden
in Sexuality

My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down

Anonymous

whats steven hawkins favourite meal?

his shoulder

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Lol
in Planet

What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar

Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.

One asks “what’s your favourite type of music?”

The other one says “I’m a big metal fan.”

Anonymous

What is hitler’s favourite food? A hindenburger

PJ Masks
in Singing

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Anonymous

Q. What’s a bulimic’s favourite movie? A. The Purge.

Anonymous
in Depression

What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.