Favourite jokes
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.