Favourite jokes
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.