What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Favourite Jokes
What’s a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it’s bleach
What is Stephen Hawking’ favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
What is the New York fireman’s favourite song….
It’s raining men
What’s steven hawking’s favourite type of comedy?? Stand up
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was “I’ve got the power”.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.
One asks “what’s your favourite type of music?”
The other one says “I’m a big metal fan.”
What is hitler’s favourite food? A hindenburger
Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
Q. What’s a bulimic’s favourite movie? A. The Purge.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.