Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favourite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
What is a Mexicans favourite sport
Cross country
