Favourite jokes
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.