Favourite

Favourite Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."

Suicide

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

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  • Irony

    In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Guitar

    What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

    Fingering A minor.

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  • Ted Cruz

    If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

    Fan

    What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

    Band

    Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

    A. System of a Down's syndrome.