Favorite jokes
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Comment your favorite sport.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!