Favorite jokes

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!

Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.

What is an Emo's favorite hobby?

Hanging in.

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

What's an emo's favorite food?

Shot gun ammo.

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?

A: The clownfish.

What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”

Comment your favorite sport.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.