My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Favorite Jokes
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
