Favorite jokes
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Memes
my favorite food
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).