Favorite jokes
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Memes
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Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."