Favorite jokes
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
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Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).