Favorite jokes
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Memes
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Comment your favorite sport.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.