Favorite jokes
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.