Favorite jokes

What's a witch's favorite subject?

What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?

Chair-y.

Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

What is an old lady's favorite exercise?

Trying to get up from the soft couch.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

What is a pedophile's favorite planet?

Uranus.

What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?

"Open Your Heart."

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.

His favorite drink was his dribble.

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!