Favorite jokes

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

What is an old lady's favorite exercise?

Trying to get up from the soft couch.

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

A self-raising flower.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

What is cum's favorite hotel?

The Four Semens.

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.

His favorite drink was his dribble.