Favorite jokes
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.