What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Favorite Jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
