Favorite jokes
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.