Favorite jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Memes
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.