Favorite jokes
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Comment your favorite sport.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
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What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.