Favorite jokes
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Memes
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.