Favorite

Favorite jokes

Cow

What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?

The cowch (couch).

Cremation

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

Memes

Cow

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Place

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Snake

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."