Favorite jokes
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.