Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Me when I break my pony :
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.