Favorite jokes
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Memes
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.