Favorite jokes
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What's a skeleton's favorite movie?
Indiana Bones.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."