Favorite jokes
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Memes
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.