Favorite jokes
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Memes
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."