Favorite jokes

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?

A: Loli-pops.

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?

Preagles!

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?

Head & Shoulders.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?

Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?

A: The clownfish.

What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”