Favorite jokes
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Comment your favorite sport.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."