Favorite jokes
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Memes
SS tierlist
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."