Favorite jokes

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

What's a ghost's favorite food?

I like some boo-ritos!

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Q. Which game does necro like the most?

Into the dead part 1.

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What food does cheetahs eat?

Cheetos!

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because his parents never came back with it.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.