Favorite jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
my favorite food
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!