My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Favorite Jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Comment your favorite sport.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
