Favorite jokes
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.