Favorite jokes
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.