Favorite jokes

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?

Beat it.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?

A: On The Border.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.

What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

What's a duck's favorite drug?

Cwack.

What's a priest's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.