Favorite jokes
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Praise the all mighty Toaster!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.