Favorite jokes
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.