Favorite jokes
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Memes
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.