Favorite jokes
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What is your favorite color?
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."