Favorite jokes
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Memes
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!