Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Favorite Jokes
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
