Favorite jokes

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?

A: On The Border.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.

What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

What's a duck's favorite drug?

Cwack.

What's a priest's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Bananana!

What's a chair's favorite snack?

Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.