Favorite jokes
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Memes
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤