Favorite jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.