What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Favorite Jokes
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.