Favorite

Favorite Jokes

Lung

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

Category

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Comma

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Flavor

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

9/11

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.