Favorite jokes
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Memes
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤