Favorite jokes
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.