Favorite jokes
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.