What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? -- Bananana!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
