Favorite

Favorite jokes

Character

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

Hospital

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Lung

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

Category

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Comma

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.