Favorite jokes
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.