Favorite jokes
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Memes
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.