Favorite jokes
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"