Yugoslavia jokes

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?