Yugoslavia jokes

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?