Favorite jokes

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Thumb nails.

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

What do Doges like? Memes.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

Who is my favorite underground rapper?

XXX Tentacion

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.