Favorite jokes
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.