Favorite jokes
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Memes
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.