What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
