A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Favorite Jokes
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
