Favorite jokes
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.