Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
