Favorite jokes
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.