Favorite jokes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Praise the all mighty Toaster!
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."