Favorite jokes

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

What's an alien's favorite computer key?

The space bar!

What is an orphan's favorite show?

Batman.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.