Favorite jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.