Favorite jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

What's an alien's favorite computer key?

The space bar!

What is an orphan's favorite show?

Batman.

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.