Favorite jokes

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

What's an alien's favorite computer key?

The space bar!

What is an orphan's favorite show?

Batman.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.