Favorite jokes
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.