Favorite jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.