What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
