Favorite jokes
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Memes
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.