What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Favorite Jokes
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
