Favorite jokes

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.

What's a convict's favorite chore?

Weeding.

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.

What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.