Favorite jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Honestly
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.