Favorite jokes
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.