What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
