Favorite jokes
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
My favorite one 🤣
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.