Favorite jokes
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
My favorite one 🤣
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.