Favorite jokes
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
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What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."