What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Favorite Jokes
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
