Favorite jokes
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Memes
This was my favorite moment in life
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣