Favorite jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
My favorite one 🤣
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.