Favorite jokes
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do Doges like? Memes.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
my favorite food
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What is your favorite name?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!