Favorite jokes
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Memes
My favorite one 🤣
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.