Favorite jokes
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Memes
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.