Ward jokes
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
...maybee
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
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Watchdogs.
Harrison
Arms.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital? Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
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