Ward

Ward Jokes

So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'

how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold

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*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k