Ward jokes
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Poop backwards is poop. 馃挬
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
...maybee
Question: What鈥檚 bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 馃樀馃槀馃槀
What鈥檚 pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
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Watchdogs.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
What鈥檚 ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.