How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital? Throw a strob light in the epileptic ward
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown
are you a mental hospital? cause I need to be in you
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂
Poop back wards is poop 💩
What's a phsyc wards worker favorite incense, Insurance fraud
