Ward

Ward Jokes

Rave

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

Orphan

So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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  • Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

    The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

    Epileptic

    How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

    Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

    Hospital

    When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.

    Firework

    How do you start a dance party?

    Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

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  • Kid

    *in the hospital*

    Paralyzed kid: I'm out!

    *walks out the room*

    Blind kid: You can walk?!

    Mute kid: You can see?!

    Deaf kid: You can talk?!

    Doctor: Wut the f**k?