Fate jokes
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no
omg the ninjago wiki is so chaotic
Community talk
I just told my brother that he's gonna be a 30 year old virgin and he just accepted it
ngl this site ether dies due to the retards or with the most INACTIVE members
Today is the day that the US decides the fate of the world we got a weirdo who's best skill is smiling and a rapist who bullshits a lot
who you guys gonna vote for if you could vote?