Destiny jokes
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
Community talk
Alex stood at the edge of the village, watching as the sun began to set over the horizon. She had just returned from another long day of mining and crafting, and was looking forward to some rest and relaxation.
As she started to make her way towards her house, she noticed a strange figure standing in the distance. It was an Iron Golem, towering over the buildings with its imposing presence. She had seen many of them… Read more
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more
Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Le… Read more