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Short People

3 months ago
The top half of the image features a 'TOP DEFINITION' headline stating 'National throw short people day' with the description below: 'On October 21, you can throw anyone under 5'4" with no permission needed'. The bottom half shows a close-up of Gimli, the dwarf character from Lord of the Rings, looking surprised and wide-eyed with his mouth slightly agape, possibly in shock or alarm. A 'CocoFun' watermark is in the bottom right corner.
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    • Pickaxe

    3 months ago
    A four-panel image with a caption above it. The caption reads: "Dwarves will turn 127 and make one of these their entire personality". The top left panel shows a pickaxe stuck in a pile of coal. The top right panel shows two wooden tankards overflowing with frothy beer next to a dark bottle. The bottom left panel depicts a strong, bearded dwarf hammering metal on an anvil, surrounded by the glow of a forge. The bottom right panel shows a male and a female elf standing in a forest, with a large red 'X' drawn over them.
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    • Dictionary

    1 year ago
    A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'
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    Dwarf joke

    4 years ago

    I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

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    • Medium

    4 years ago

    When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

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    • Suicide Bomber

    5 years ago

    What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

    A party popper.

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