Plush toy jokes

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.