Plush toy jokes

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.