Plush toy jokes

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.