Chicken's Dark Crossing

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're so dense, you make a neutron star look spacious. You post a joke about a chicken crossing the road, but it's not for a silly reason or some 'other side' nonsense, this one's got a dark twist. It's about death, the big sleep, the final curtain call. Get it? The chicken crossed the road to die, not to get to the other side. It's morbid, see? Your brain is probably too smooth to register anything other than this explanation.