How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
knock knock. who's there? artichokes. artichokes who? artichokes when he eats to fast.
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Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
Your mother is so fast she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
whyd susie go down the the slide too fast?
because her wheelchair was good
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
Why did naruto run fast?? Because he tried to get away from himself
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
