Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he’s so worried we’re going to jail. I’m not. I’m fine. Please reply fast.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God’s clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, “Bruce! Bruce!” and he came running in. “Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor” she said. “S’truth, Sheila!” Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. “You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber.” They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. “No way, we can’t do it!” Cobber said, “So let’s try Plan B” “Plan B?” exclaimed Bruce, “What’s that?” “I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her” replied Cobber. “Spot on” Bruce said, “While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples” “Play with her nipples?” Cobber said, “Not exactly a good time for that mate” "No… " Bruce replied, “But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper”
say beans fast three times
now you’re an idiot
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast … All over her face 🤤
Where do the Borg eat fast food? – Borger King.
God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay… Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea… G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it’s her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down…and have sex with her sooooo fast “BURP” that she WON’T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT… the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says ‘I dont know but my butt hurts real bad’.
I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I’ll f**k any one!"
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
what did the mustard say to the ketchup quit running so fast let me KETCHUP to you.
Roses are red, I reload fast… imma pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked, he thought “I can fuck her so fast she wouldn’t even know what happened” so he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her. Wonder Woman stood up and said “What was that?” the Invisible man said “I don’t know but my asshole stinks”
What do u call Stephen going fast? Hot wheels
There is a young lady… She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.
Black people run fast