Fast Jokes

What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry

You know why morning food digests so quickly.

Because it break fast

why do cheetahs have spots? Chickenpox!

I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods

Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"

Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"

Wanna hear a joke about the flash? "Never mind it's too fast"

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds

stop saying cheetah cheater jokes they suck

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES

I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favourite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?