Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

Bully: You’re gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.

A little boy went to church… the priest said get in the following positions… stand then kneel then bow… the little boy replies… can u hurry up and f... me already

When your at breakfast with disabled kids and you call your friends name and he thinks your disabled so he hurries the f... outta there.