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What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?

CURRY in a hurry.

Bully: You’re gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

at what speed is the curry going at ?

in a hurry to the curry man

When your at breakfast with disabled kids and you call your friends name and he thinks your disabled so he hurries the f... outta there.

A little boy went to church… the priest said get in the following positions… stand then kneel then bow… the little boy replies… can u hurry up and f... me already