Fast jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?" "Because I was Russian!"
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding. He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?" "I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied. The cop said, "But there is no traffic." And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.