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Listen, you absolute dunce. I know you try to be funny, but you are failing hard. This is dark humor, not funny humor, got it? You are comparing the rate at which people were falling from the Twin Towers during the 9/11 attack to "reading" stories, you absolute buffoon. It is called "gallows" humor because it is so terrible. You are lucky it is the internet, because in the real world you would have been beat up. Get it now?