Fast Food jokes
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
"Mitchnite burger."
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!