So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Fast Food Jokes
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
