Fast Food jokes
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
"Mitchnite burger."
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.