Fast Food jokes
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
"Mitchnite burger."
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.