Fast Food jokes
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
"Mitchnite burger."