Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
McDonald's :)
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
