Fast Food jokes
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
You look like a burger.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.