Fast Food jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
You look like a burger.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.