Fast Food jokes

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

You look like a burger.

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

Can emo kids get happy meals?

What’s black and long?

The Chick-fil-A line.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?

A mind-blowing bean burrito.

Do you like Wendy’s?

Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.