Fast Food

Fast Food Jokes

Zoo

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Worker

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

France

Did you know that the first French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Memes

Nut

Do you like Wendyโ€™s?

Yeah, Wendyโ€™s nuts finna go in your mouth!

Hair

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

Bitch

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Orphan

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

Ice Cream machine

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

KFC

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

Road

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To get cooked by KFC.

Pants

Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.