Whatโs black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Did you know that the first French fries werenโt cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they donโt like fast food.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Do you like Wendyโs?
Yeah, Wendyโs nuts finna go in your mouth!
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonaldโs.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Me after Taco Bell, "Iโm about to blow this place up like September 11."
McDonald's :)
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do you call a burger ๐ with one eye?
A one giant.
