Fast Food jokes
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
"Mitchnite burger."
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.