Fast Food jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
You look like a burger.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.