Fast Food jokes
You look like a burger.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Memes
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.