Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Fast Food Jokes
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."