Fast Food jokes
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.