Fast Food jokes
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.