Fast Food jokes

What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?

Two number NEINs.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

What's a cancer patient's favorite food?

Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.

He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.