Fast Food jokes
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What did the French Fry đ say to the Hamburger đ?
I guess thatâs a wrap!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
You look like a burger.
I was the manager at a McDonaldâs in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me thatâs all he knows how to do.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didnât, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.