what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
Can emo kids get happy meals??????????
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food!!,!
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
