Fast Food Jokes

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

u look like burger

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.