just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯
friend : you can have my burrito baby
gay
friend : begins to moan
me : finna hang up
Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donalds
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods
