Fast Food jokes

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"