Fast Food jokes

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?

A one giant.

What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?

They both come with a toy.

What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?

Two number NEINs.

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,

"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Bunger.

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.