Fast Food jokes
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
McDonald's :)
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Pizza Hut.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.