Fast Food jokes
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Memes
Yup, I'm in america.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
McDonald's :)
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.