Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Whatโs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
Oneโs finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Whats a cheetahs fav food?
Fast food!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What did the autistic man order at McDonaldโs?
Ass Burgers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
"Mitchnite burger."
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, โIโd like one beef burger.โ The employee of McDonalds said, โSure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?โ The man says, โSure.โ The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Me: Iโm going to get burrito ๐ฏ
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
What's a cheetahs favorite food Fast food!!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Why donโt eagles ๐ฆ like fast food?
Because they canโt catch it!
