Fast Food jokes
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Yup, I'm in america.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
McDonald's :)
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.