Fast Food jokes
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Yup, I'm in america.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
McDonald's :)
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.