Fast Food jokes
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.