Fast Food jokes
Me after Taco Bell, "Iโm about to blow this place up like September 11."
McDonald's :)
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do you call a burger ๐ with one eye?
A one giant.
Memes
Yup, I'm in america.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Why canโt orphans go to McDonaldโs? Itโs a family company.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why do the French eat snails?
They donโt like fast food!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonaldโs sign.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What did the autistic man order at McDonaldโs?
Ass Burgers.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
"Mitchnite burger."