Fast Food jokes
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonaldโs.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Me after Taco Bell, "Iโm about to blow this place up like September 11."
McDonald's :)
Memes
Yup, I'm in america.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do you call a burger ๐ with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Why canโt orphans go to McDonaldโs? Itโs a family company.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why do the French eat snails?
They donโt like fast food!
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonaldโs sign.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What did the autistic man order at McDonaldโs?
Ass Burgers.