You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Fast Food Jokes
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
"Mitchnite burger."
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.