Fast Food jokes
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Yup, I'm in america.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
McDonald's :)
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.