Fantasy jokes
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Stephanie has a magic.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
"Me fa so?"
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.