I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
Fantasy Jokes
Stephanie has a magic.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
"Me fa so?"
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.