Stephanie has a magic.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
"Me fa so?"
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
I wank over Rose Watson.
