Fantasy jokes
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Well shit.
Stephanie has a magic.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
"Me fa so?"
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.